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Can I start with..."looooooooooool".... I never thought Lowkey would ever go on this tip, but i guess he felt strongly enough to do it. Known for his political lyrics and speeches this was definitely not expected. Some people have commented on how Lowkey should have never sunk to this level..but in his defense... he is allowed to just kill someone lyrically for the fun of it... it certainly had me LOL throughout the entire track! Big track! Don't get me wrong, Chimpmunk has done good for himself but for everytime I've seen him, he seems very up himself.. soo I guess Lowkey was simply "grounding" him! Ima attach the lyrics coz its tooo funny and gonna highlight my fave lyrics......." "pregnant head!!!" (ROTFL) You are not the grime scene saviour
You sly weak hater
A little pop tart that owes wiley favours
And doesn't really understand these shystie majors
They sell your pop songs to these nice teenagers
And don't get me wrong you might be famous
But they buy green acres
You buy me trainers (Nikes)
You were more real as an id faker
Make enough love songs and you might see paper
When you see 1, the label see a hundred crispy bills
That is what happens when you sign 360 deals
Give this chump a little chance, punch you in his heart
Got signed for a chump then bumped for his advance
Getting hyped cos sum 12 year olds felt your song
But what you gonna do when all the little girls are gone
You'll be as frail as the songs you got wealthy from
And be a tiny little dancer for elton john
You aint even worth the ink in my fingertips
Does this little midget really fink he's a lyricist?
The drink from my flippin sink is a privilege
Copy jay z and make your fingers a pyramid
Keep making soulless music your fans buy
But jam your hype and hang tight with your damp rhymes
Hearing you is sad like watching ants die
But people know the truth bashing your hand signs
Am not telling anybody to get hostile
This is just a hobby I feel sorry for this lost child
Chipmunk chipmunk chipmunk chipmunk
Lyrical skill isn't measured by your income
They tell me leave the kid alone
He's faker that silicone
My lyrics expose reveal the soul of this jiga clone Little jigga minnie me, didn't sleep just twitter beef
Still its peak for this little meek in his skinny jeans
Should I snap fingers, end all tweeting, take off ma slipper get parental beating
Sword razor tongue/ means your days are done/ this yout is big headed in more ways than one
You diss vex but you spit wet
Little Princess, Sony is searching for the next bigheads to pick next, you not hard Lil pop tart
Think you got bars
U might top charts
but lyrically u flopped hard
Silly voice pretty boy that shaves his eyebrows
Grime scenes very own amy winehouse
Ur loopy lately
Could you be crazy
What kinda man calls a rap song oopsy daisy
I'm a real mc they won't forget me
fill up your bank account your soul is empty
If u getting vexed asks you what u represent
U can't get respect u talk about of the devils breds
And the money u made will mean nothing when you're dead
so think when u get that deep thought through your pregnant head
If u get depressed u can pay for next tattoos
Or phone up your mandem jls to back u
Pick the wrong option
Its likely u got problems
U can't try me I'm not wiley or dot rotten
Not the hardest mc far from the best rapper
Not in this scene but maybe on xfactor
Hide inside your house cos were sick of your wining mouth
Every sentence will slay the secrets under simon cowell
Stay calm fool when the napalm fools
All the youths on your ends call u 'Hey Arnold'- Ahaaaaaaaa
Gutless diva with a tough demeanor
How does it feel to be the UKs Justin Bieber
If you're a lyricist stop coming with them puppy bars
Talk is cheap u can't walk the street without your bodyguards
If money is nothing why is an issue why you rhyme
Money is nothing can't take it with you when you die
Make another track that says how much cash you're getting
It can't buy u skill credibility or happiness

I don't wanna see people talking about fuck chipmunk after this
It's not about fuck chipmunk
This is just a warning
Yeah
If u keep acting like a boy people are gonna keep treating u like a boy
If u act like a man people will treat u like a man
Just because u got more money and u got a machine behind u
Doesn't make u better lyricist than anybody
What makes u a better lyricist is lyrical skill
Right now u need to choose what u are
Are u a lyricist or are u a pop star
If you're a lyricist do your thing
Say the word
Humble yourself




I Like....





I think there comes a point in most relationships when this song is RELEVANT!!

Its exactly what us Ladies do! We trust our men, but are still tempted to look on his phone... Then we find
the most silliest thing to hold against him... 90% of the time we know he ain't cheating.. we just wanna FIGHT!

"Whats wrong? you say nothing, but I can blatantly see that its something!"


Now what WE ladies fail to understand is ... Men are simple... so after we see it we get all iggy and funky but refuse to directly say anything... Instead we get cold/screw our face... for every conversation he generates we reply with two words at best... Leaving him to get frustrated and getting him to repeatedly ask if everything is ok ......

"I ask if you want food? You say no but I can hear your belly rumbling"

Why we do this I don't know! But it takes 3 to 4 times of him asking if we are ok for us to turn around and say "don't worry about it" or "I donno YOU tell ME" ...WTF!! LOL!


By this point he has NO IDEA what the Rass your talking about...If anything your just giving him a headache... Simple men and psycho attention seeking moment for women, don't mix!

Mind games are truly on! I must reiterate... Men are simple and aren't too phazed!! So they won't beg us for an answer, they'll just leave you be, however somehow something they says so innocently turns into a massive outbreak from our side (like we time it...."not now.. not now... not.. now.......EXPLODE!!).....

"Why you acting like a Pessimist....looking through my messages..don't you trust man?"


Referring back to the fact that guys are simple... it also means us ladies take it to another level of emotion and thought... So, a simple "hey John, how are you babes?" text, leads into "omg she called him babes.. what!! Is she something special, why is she calling him by his first name.. its not formal coz she said babes at the end... " then we take it to another level "is she trying to sound sexy or sumthing.. wtf is she doing textin? Who is this Alicia??" LOOOOOOOOOL!


Where else the guy is 'Simply' thinking.. "erm its just mate.. " and believe it or not... it is what it is...


" I'm a big man I can get calls when I like"


Don't get it twisted ... Some guys are playing around ... but us ladies do make things ten times worse by creating a whole episode of Eastenders in our head (theme tune and all!!) instead of asking a few questions then knowing where/how to drop it!! In this track Bashy mentions how shes crying... Its not because of what HE said... its THAT episode of Eastenders is STILL playing in her head with the dramatic ending, which is "OMG hes messing with her and has 3 kids with her, that I don't know of.......BABY MAMA DRAMA!!!"
.. The imagination WONDERS faaaaaaaaar!

What next? We want to end things! Want to dramatically walking away..... Causing an unnecessary scene!! Grr!! LOL!

Ladies..... Let a guy have his females and stop fishing for stuff to fight about ....

Guys... A girl will sometimes cause this as shes attention seeking.. sometimes she doesn't even know it.. but it IS!! So it should end with you hugging her up and reminding her how much she means to you... even if its JUST TO SHUT HER UP!!!


Listen to these lyrics and LAUGH!!! ......

Bashy- Pryin' from Chupa Chup Mixtape...

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A very funny video.. Circulating social networks and Youtube quickly.. Definitely one to look out for!

The impersonators are too much! Affion Crockett Smashed it with the Jay-Z...

Rihanna and Kanye West were on point too! LOL!

Enjoy people..

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A friend made me watch this....... It made me Laughing Out Loud.. Its soo cute/funny and memorable....

I feel its fair to share the love with everyone! So enjoy and Spread the Love. if you wish... Its got over 1.3m views ALREADY!


I'm tempted to do something similar for my Wedding! loool !!


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