The media and all these Citizen Journalist need to breath for a second...

Here's what I've been reading as the day unfolds:
  • Chris Brown is in his car, surrounded by Police with a GUN to his head for beating up Rhianna


  • No Its not Chris Brown at ALL! Its in fact DJ Khalid. He assaulted a woman and is in his White Bentley where police are (yet again) surrounding his car.. and is now threatening to blow his head off.... !!! But whhhhhy? your a wonderful DJ!!


  • Oh no ..... Its both DJ Khalid and Chris Brown in separate car incidents....
    Both to do with assulting a car. However, Chris Brown doesn't have a gun.. Yet the alligation that DJ Khalid is holding himself at Gun Point still stands..



  • Oh No ..... DJ Khaild is Dead!! R.I.P Homie.. I will always play your Beats!!

  • Jesus Christ..? Nope Just DJ Khalid back from the dead...... It wasn't him in the first place.. Just another overweight Arab looking individual. (you Reporters a wack.. this is why I should have YOUR Job!)


  • OK ... one dude is ok! Now Back to the Not SOO innocent one!!! You can't be innocent if you hand yourself in.. unless you've always wanted to do that! then Fair enough!


  • Chris Brown is now out on Bail, this relating to an assult on an Unnamed woman. coincidentally enough Rhianna has cancelled her performance at the Grammys and another show in Malaysia on Tuesday.



    To Be Continued Ladies and Gentlemen!





1 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL Look at Chris Brown's face!

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